Mean Machine
Director: Barry Skolnick
"It's Not Just About Football, It's About Pride Inside!"
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Trailer
Cast
Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan
David Kelly
Doc
David Hemmings
Governor
Ralph Brown
Burton
Vas Blackwood
Massive
Robbie Gee
Trojan
Geoff Bell
Ratchett
John Forgeham
Sykes
Sally Phillips
Tracey
Danny Dyer
Billy the Limpet
Jason Flemyng
Bob Likely
Jason Statham
Monk
In brief
Mean Machine (2001) is a comedy, drama film. With an average rating of 6.3/10 from 657 votes, viewer opinions are mixed. The film runs 1h 39min. Check current streaming availability in the "Where to watch" section above.
Frequently asked questions
Where can I watch Mean Machine online?
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How long is Mean Machine?
Mean Machine runs 99 minutes (1h 39min).
What rating does Mean Machine have?
Mean Machine has an average rating of 6.3/10 based on 657 viewer votes on TMDB.
What year is Mean Machine from?
Mean Machine was released in 2001.
